Friday, June 17, 2011

Friday On Friday - "Friday Turns 100"

Words to live by.

I keep a notebook.

No, not a Mac Book, a notebook. The kind you write in. The paper kind. And a pen. I’ve been told I’m an old soul… fossil old.

And since I don’t even own an iPhone...

(choking gasp of horror over morning coffee)

Let me explain… no, there is too much… let me sum up.

Okay, whenever I get a random thought in my head... something that, for the merest moment of time, I like the sound of as it floats between my ears, I write it down. In the same notebook I use for work. Sideways, in the left-hand margin... so I won’t forget where I put it. Sometimes, these random thoughts end up in a story. Most times, they end up forgotten… tossed in a drawer, or worse yet (the horror…) under the bed (another column for another time). And sometimes, like bullets from a 9 mil in a drive-by, they get used all at once. And if you think you know me… and you will think you do, the longer you read me… then you know that these are (some) of my words to live by.


“I have no desire to be friends with my past.”

While, for many, the past can be looked back on fondly... first bike, first kiss, first car... for me, my past is looked back on for some other firsts… first stolen bike, first punch in the face, first death of a loved one. And while I would not trade any of the lessons learned from it, my past and I are not now, nor will we ever be, on good terms with each other. Every now and then, we pass each other on the street… and nod. And that’s enough. Because with every passing nod, another page in the notebook is filled.


“Talent doesn’t pay the bills, working does.”

Obviously not an original thought, but since when did a teacher like the past ever claim to be 100 percent original all the time? Still, this one is for the times (many) when the thought of sitting on my bony ass waiting for something better to come along became more than just a thought... and it took some kind of tragedy to shake me enough to start something, or stop something, that shoved a wrench into the gears of my creative machine. Hell, I hate working three jobs. But it beats starving. Yeah, and I’ll sleep when I’m published.


“Sometimes drunks tell the best version of the truth.”

So, after you finish reading this, have a few cold ones, read it again, and leave a comment… preferably on my blog, to reduce the chance of having me ask the publishers to take it down. When you do comment, please let me know exactly how many shots, pops, or rips you’ve had, so that I can rate your truthfulness by the volume of your consumption.

And remember, there are no wrong answers.


“Intimacy isn’t given… it’s earned.”

And people wonder why I don’t make many friends.

In a previous article, I covered the three kinds of “friendlies” every writer ought to know. This is the other side… the dark side… of that. For lack of a better term, they are, “the un-friendlies”. Part Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, part Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy, “un-friendlies” are those Twitter followers or Facebook friends you wish you’d never clicked “okay” for. Sure you could block them, or just try to ignore them, but sooner or later they will always come back... with a bunny. As I enter into this phase of my writing life, I will try to remember to be polite to everyone, and always, always keep my head on a swivel… so it doesn’t end up somewhere else.

And finally...


“Handshakes are for people who can’t afford lawyers.”

This should be self-explanatory. It’s the California version of, “get it in writing”. California has always lead the way in defining how to put a price tag on friendship (community property, “palimony”), and on the number of lawyers per capita in the United States. I have one friend who is an attorney, and while I did not run number 5 by him before I submitted this column to the editor (something to do with “billable hours”… I really didn’t understand it all), I do know that he would have to agree with me on this one. Off the record.

Bonus thought...

I will conclude this first official effort by explaining that this article is my 100th published article for Broowaha.com. In saying that, I want everyone who just made the effort to follow this one all the way to its conclusion to know that it is my wish that we all, as writers… as readers… get what we wish for ourselves in this creative venture comes true even wilder and better than we ever could have imagined. But be careful what you wish for, because...


“If wishes were Unicorns, they’d shit rainbows.”

8 comments:

  1. I love it! Happy 100th episode. Glad to be a part of it..

    ~Chap
    www.insaneasylumblog.com

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  2. Awesome post, I do the samething, I have a notebook at work that I carry with me to every class, and I jot down shit my kids do and say all the time, sometimes, very rarely I will write down a post if I have a few spare moments during planning.....once I misplaced that notebook and freaked out cuz well if you've read anything I've written you know I am brutally honest and in your face.........Basically I about shit my self till I found it !

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  3. talent doesn't pay the bills... working does... I so agree with this :P

    There are just a few of those who are fortunate enough who work with their talents... :P

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  4. Congrats on your 100th published article. I haven't had anything to drink but I will still be honest just the same; great article. I'm not the notebook-keeping kinda girl, but it seems to be a habit of some great writers. Hmmm? Maybe I should start.

    If wishes were unicorns, I think more people would be into Cleaveland Steamers. Just sayin:)

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  5. congrats for Friday On Friday - "Friday Turns 100"

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  6. You have great handwriting! So not the point of this post, but you know it's the little things that get to me ;)

    I agree with all of your nuggets of wisdom. I especially love the line, “Intimacy isn’t given…it’s earned.” I don't make friends easily either, and I think part of the reason is that faux-intimacy makes me uncomfortable. There's an expectation from some that you must divulge the deepest parts of yourself simply because you're sharing a table while drinking lattes. As you know, that's not how I roll. I think these parts of ourselves are VIP-only.

    You need to an update-- a Part 2. The world needs a little more Friday wisdom in their lives.

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    1. Part 2 should be on the Editor's Desk by the weekend... right after I transcribe some more notebook ink. And thank you... for the nudge(s).

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    2. *high five*

      You have made The Tonic Gods happy!!

      Oh, you're welcome :)

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